Food Fun Gifts

"Grandma, how do they get the corn out of the can and stick it on those cobs?"

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

"Fresh pepper?"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Peel poker.

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"I might just get a pie."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"What did Jesus order?"

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'S'more wine?'

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"Do kids eat free?"

"You and your daft inventions."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

Pea

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Grandmom told me "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach." I told her that has medical malpractice written all over it!"

"It's not your phone service... you're talking into a spring roll."

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

"Namasteak"