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"Grandma, how do they get the corn out of the can and stick it on those cobs?"

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Fresh pepper?"

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"What did Jesus order?"

"I might just get a pie."

'S'more wine?'

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"Do kids eat free?"

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"You and your daft inventions."

Pea

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Grandmom told me "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach." I told her that has medical malpractice written all over it!"

'Restaurant' in bad need of staff

"It's not your phone service... you're talking into a spring roll."

"Namasteak"

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

Jelly I.V.