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"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"How's the burger?"

The Specials

'What can you give me for my liver?' 'A pound of onions!'

A menu with risks and benefits

Hot Cakes-Sold Out.

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

"We've come to spoil the broth."

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

"Can I jam with you guys?"

"Are you sure it's not genetically modified?"

Researchers at the National Nutrition Institute study whether or not food really does go directly to our thighs.

"You'll never eat all that. Your problem is your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

'Too many choices to make up your mind? No problem. We also have abbreviated menus.'

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

At 'The Quiche Truck Stop' there are restrooms labeled 'Women,' 'Men,' and 'Real Men.'

Hot dog venodor stimulating the economy.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"We give it time to get its affairs in order...then 'whack!'"

"The leftovers sound good."

A frog points out the Chef that left him without legs at a police line-up.

"Can Johnny come out to eat?"

'Personally I prefer English cooking.'

'I thought you said they had a celebrity chef.'

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

The best little steak house in the city / The best little hot dog cart in the city.

Man balancing food.

Dog begging - "I'll give him credit.. he is creative."

'And your job is?' 'Putting the holes in the donuts.'

'I'll have the glutton platter and a diet coke please.'

"I'll be the best side dish ever."

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"Here we are now, these are hash browns."

A spoiled boy eating dinner.