Foodie Fun Prints

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"How's the burger?"

The Specials

'What can you give me for my liver?' 'A pound of onions!'

Hot Cakes-Sold Out.

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

A menu with risks and benefits

"We've come to spoil the broth."

"Can I jam with you guys?"

"Are you sure it's not genetically modified?"

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

"You'll never eat all that. Your problem is your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

"The leftovers sound good."

The best little steak house in the city / The best little hot dog cart in the city.

'I thought you said they had a celebrity chef.'

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

"Can Johnny come out to eat?"

Hot dog venodor stimulating the economy.

"We give it time to get its affairs in order...then 'whack!'"

A frog points out the Chef that left him without legs at a police line-up.

At 'The Quiche Truck Stop' there are restrooms labeled 'Women,' 'Men,' and 'Real Men.'

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Too many choices to make up your mind? No problem. We also have abbreviated menus.'

'Personally I prefer English cooking.'

Man balancing food.

"She's genetically modified, you know."

'I'll have the glutton platter and a diet coke please.'

Extra Virgin Olive Oil Promiscuous Olive Oil

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

"Sorry about the delay, sir, but you shouldn't have to wait much longer - the manager is interviewing chefs as we speak."

'If it has a 'G' next to it, it'll give you a little gas; a 'B' will cause some belching; 'N' may create a bit of nausea...'

"Here we are now, these are hash browns."

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'