Playing With Food T-Shirts

A women flinging grapes into a teacup using a spoon as a catapult.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"That's it. We’re toast."

Future garbage truck driver.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Lego Haircut

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Peel poker.

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Children's Imagination

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Dollphins

'I can change! I swear!'

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Child doing the washing up

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

Oil Spill in the Bath.

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Out of action man.'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

Bar Refaeli

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

"This dog has wheels!"

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.