Kitchen Fun Seeker Gifts

Sausage Skipping Rope

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Cow's straw

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

If you're happy and you know it...

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Circus Act

Pesky students.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Too much monkey business...

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

He likes to make work fun

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'