Kitchen Fun Seeker Pillows

Sausage Skipping Rope

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Cow's straw

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

If you're happy and you know it...

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Too much monkey business...

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Pesky students.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

He likes to make work fun

Circus Act

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Children's Entertainer