Kitchen Laugh Seeker Pillows

Bad fake tan day.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Cook and her Maids

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Onion operation.

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Jerk Gene

"It'll never be ready in time."

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

'I wish you'd make those meatballs a little lighter; they hurt!'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

Whipping Cream

"Life is pointless."

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

"The trick to this particular dish is not letting your mother mess it up."

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

"Family vacation is an oxymoron."

'Blackened Fish: Cook until the smoke detector goes off.'

"Your husband's pot roast is heavenly. It takes an eternity to chew it."

'For heavens sake Gordon, just get in, you're embarrassing us.'

"Daddy!"