Nature Laugh Seeker Pillows

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Projectile hairballing."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"What did Jesus order?"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Drunk Barber

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"Hey! Get back here!"

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Football heads...

Jerk Gene

Bald Man Overcomb

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'