Nature Laugh Seeker Pillows

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

Turtle Trailer Court

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Hey! Get back here!"

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

Jerk Gene

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Football heads...

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

Bald Man Overcomb

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'