Holiday Laugh Seeker Pillows

Ernie was sick and tired of socks and jocks every Christmas.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Elfie Stick

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Christmas on Other Planets.

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Reindeer

The Reindeer Strike

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"I've made a terrible mistake."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

Rudolph With His Nose So Bright.

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Roscoe's Great Escape

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

Santa Harley

A man works in a snow globe.

"You have the Hum bug.'

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

'How come I never see you in church?'

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

'How To Survive The Holidays'.