Holiday Laugh Seeker Prints

Ernie was sick and tired of socks and jocks every Christmas.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Elfie Stick

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Reindeer

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"I've made a terrible mistake."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

The Reindeer Strike

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Roscoe's Great Escape

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

A man works in a snow globe.

"You have the Hum bug.'

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

'How come I never see you in church?'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'