Holiday Humor Seeker Pillows

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

Santa Self Esteem.

Satellite Santa

'I am the ghost of Christmas present.'

"I was not consulted."

"I don't know why you get so stressed every time you have to sit in front of a camera."

Corona virus Christmas tree

Moses Takes A Swim

"Did you feel a bump? I thought I felt a bump."

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

Bah Humbug!

The Paparazzi visit Santa... 'Gimmee that camera you little punk.'

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

A little girl on Easter egg hunt finds alien eggs . . .

'I plan on wearing it on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and New Year's Eve.'

'Forget your myrhh and whatnot...we'll find something here.'

"Aw, he is a cutie. What makes you think he's special?"

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

Reason for return?

"Well, I ain't flyin' next to him!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Claus 2.0

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

High security Santa's grotto

Night of the Latkes

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Hiding the electronics.