Christmas Humor Seeker Pillows

Even Santa outsources

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Elfie Stick

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I could get used to working remotely."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Reindeer

Christmas on Other Planets.

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

The Reindeer Strike

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"I've made a terrible mistake."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Traffic calming ahead.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"... Er, Houston... It would appear that there is life on Mars, after all!"

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Rudolph With His Nose So Bright.

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Roscoe's Great Escape

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”