Literature Laugh Seeker Pillows

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Farmer and FIsherman

"What did Jesus order?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Hey! Get back here!"

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Football heads...

Bald Man Overcomb

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

When Stupid People Get an Idea

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"