Literature Laugh Seeker Pillows

"She's addicted to those trashy novels."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

Farmer and FIsherman

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

"Projectile hairballing."

"What did Jesus order?"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Drunk Barber

"Hey! Get back here!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'The end. Well, time for bed. What are you writing?'

Bald Man Overcomb

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Football heads...

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

Ask Sadie

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

When Stupid People Get an Idea