Relatable Laugh Seeker Pillows

Bad fake tan day.

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"That'll be five bucks."

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

Farmer and FIsherman

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

"What did Jesus order?"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

"Hey! Get back here!"

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

Football heads...

'The end. Well, time for bed. What are you writing?'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Bald Man Overcomb

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Ask Sadie

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

When Stupid People Get an Idea