Literary Laughseeker Pillows

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Farmer and FIsherman

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Projectile hairballing."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What did Jesus order?"

Drunk Barber

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"Hey! Get back here!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Bald Man Overcomb

Football heads...

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

When Stupid People Get an Idea

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Well, that was a total waste of time!