Fun & Games Seeker Pillows

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Circus Act

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Too much monkey business...

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

He likes to make work fun

Pesky students.

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"Call me!"

Children's Entertainer