Fun & Games Seeker Gifts

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

If you're happy and you know it...

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Circus Act

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

He likes to make work fun

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Pesky students.

Too much monkey business...

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"Call me!"