Geeky Fun Seeker Gifts

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Pesky students.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

He likes to make work fun

Too much monkey business...

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Children's Entertainer

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Photobooth Photobomb

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Call me!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

The Final Selfie

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Elderly People

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"Miriam keeps me young."