Futuristic Fun-seeker Gifts

Driverless car

Virtual Reality Walkies

"Take me to your toilet..!"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Get on with it!

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'Even More Disciples'

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

Jesus breaks the bread.

A dog and a robot dog

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

Cross Umbrella

'Fathers Day.'

Two robots are playing table football.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

Desert Island Water skiing.

Cheesus

'Live there? I might as well wear it on my hips!'

'I appear to have underestimated the appetite of the modern child...'

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

"My children, Pastor. This is 'Forgive' and this is 'Forget'."

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

Fly rides the wacky windshield,

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

"It's true, of course, that I'm just a machine, but I do have a built-in vibrator."

"Happy National Pride Month."

"… open the doors, and see all the people."

'Weeeeeeee!!'

Abominable Snowmail

'And God created man in his own image.'

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"