Playful Futurist Gifts

A dog and a robot dog

"It's true, of course, that I'm just a machine, but I do have a built-in vibrator."

Occu-Pie Mars

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Outer Space Outsourcing

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Ascent of Machine.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robots In The Boardroom

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

AI Safety Officer

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."