Futurist With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Ascent of Machine.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Winter Weather.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

AI Safety Officer

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."