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A dog and a robot dog

"It's true, of course, that I'm just a machine, but I do have a built-in vibrator."

Occu-Pie Mars

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Ascent of Machine.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

AI Safety Officer

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."