Futurism Enthusiast T-Shirts

"AI becomes more aggressive as it progresses."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"Robodad is so boring! He never drinks and never vomits on the dog!"

Spray-on menswear. It's what the future is wearing.

Boss, I have a suggestion for you that win-win. It'll save you thousands of dollars in health insurance premiums. Listening … If you pay to have me cryogenically frozen and then thawed every other day, I'll get to live to be 180, and you'll get an employee who's young and productive for the rest of your life. Ignoring. Don't you want to sleep on it?

"It's true, of course, that I'm just a machine, but I do have a built-in vibrator."

The All-Terrain Skateboard

The nurse of the future

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

Occu-Pie Mars

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Ascent of Machine.

"Why bother?"

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Robots In The Boardroom

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Real Life/Surreal Life

Dr. Roo.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Robot Jogger

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Minority Report

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

AI Safety Officer