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"AI becomes more aggressive as it progresses."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"Robodad is so boring! He never drinks and never vomits on the dog!"

Spray-on menswear. It's what the future is wearing.

"It's true, of course, that I'm just a machine, but I do have a built-in vibrator."

The All-Terrain Skateboard

The nurse of the future

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

Occu-Pie Mars

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Ascent of Machine.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"Why bother?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

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