Futuristic Fun-seeker T-Shirts

Driverless car

Virtual Reality Walkies

"Take me to your toilet..!"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Get on with it!

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Even More Disciples'

Jesus breaks the bread.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

Monkey Business

A dog and a robot dog

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

Cross Umbrella

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Two robots are playing table football.

'Fathers Day.'

Cheesus

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

Jesus Seals the Hick...

'Live there? I might as well wear it on my hips!'

Desert Island Water skiing.

'I appear to have underestimated the appetite of the modern child...'

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

"My children, Pastor. This is 'Forgive' and this is 'Forget'."

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

Fly rides the wacky windshield,

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

'Weeeeeeee!!'

'And God created man in his own image.'

"It's true, of course, that I'm just a machine, but I do have a built-in vibrator."

Abominable Snowmail

"… open the doors, and see all the people."