Quirky Fun Seeker Gifts

Desert Island Water skiing.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Hay Rides $10

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

wattle covers

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Family members!

If you're happy and you know it...

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

He likes to make work fun

Unicorn Working From Home

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"Static cling."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Too much monkey business...

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Pesky students.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"Call me!"

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Children's Entertainer