Quirky Encounter Seeker Gifts

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

Love at First Sight

Hay Rides $10

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

Cow Pilot.

"I can't eat all that."

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

Chair massages.

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"Is the snapper fresh?"

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

"Do you think Ms. Culbertson was a little miffed?"

Strange Crowds in Bath

Desert Island Water skiing.

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

Symbiotic Connections

Face painting vs bottom painting

They know me here. No words in my menu. Just pictograms. Al's menu. Menu.

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

Corkscrewed wine bottle.

Tiny Dinosaur.

'And as the sun sets over the hills.'

'Hard left, Doctor-hard left! Don't go and land it in 2020!

We need to create new reasons to give greeting cards.'

Colin had yet to get the hand of internet dating.

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."