Kitchen Adventures Gifts

Lunch-Hour Highlights

'Why do you always have to be so competitive?'

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

'You made me jump,'

Egg.

'Better lay an extra place for the fireman, dear!'

'We'll have to eat out tonight - the meatloaf turned on me.'

Anton Mosimann

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Zesting Lemon

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Fresh pepper?"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Man's cooking explodes.

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

I made you a cake!