Kitchen Antics Gifts

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

Chef copy robot

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

Cookie Surveillance

Chef De Party.

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

'You made me jump,'

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

Lunch-Hour Highlights

'Too much salt!'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

Whipping Cream

"Life is pointless."

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."

Flatware Follies.

Intolerant Chef

Beard helper

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

Anton Mosimann

"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

"Well, tell me, Randy. Has someone eaten all the refrigerator magnets again?"