Kitchen Antics T-Shirts

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

Chef copy robot

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

Cookie Surveillance

Chef De Party.

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

'You made me jump,'

Lunch-Hour Highlights

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Too much salt!'

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

Whipping Cream

"Life is pointless."

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

Flatware Follies.

Intolerant Chef

Beard helper

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."

Anton Mosimann

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

"Well, tell me, Randy. Has someone eaten all the refrigerator magnets again?"

"Mmm. The soup du jour is not cream of mushroom. It is not tomato or celery, it is not chicken, nor is it Scotch broth. It is most definitely not won ton..."

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'