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Chef chasing a chicken

'She's got her faults, but I wouldn't miss one of her dinners for the world!'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Chef copy robot

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Too much salt!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

"Life is pointless."

Whipping Cream

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

Flatware Follies.

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

"He's the domesticated kind of werewolf."

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

What salt shakers find amusing

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

'... And you're positive that you didn't order, fly soup?'

'I know you're sensitive, Wally, but I only asked you to help wash the dishes!'

Dish and spoons, "She always goes off with the dishy ones"

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

"the Captain thinks it would be nice to have them boiled in their jackets tonight."

"Egg Beater"

"According to its DNA, your meatloaf is from an unknown species."

'Looks like the coffee machine is out of order again.'

Making a mess of fish.

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

The Chef's Missing Tooth