Kitchen Antics Appreciator Prints

Chef chasing a chicken

'She's got her faults, but I wouldn't miss one of her dinners for the world!'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Chef copy robot

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Too much salt!'

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

Whipping Cream

"Life is pointless."

Flatware Follies.

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

"He's the domesticated kind of werewolf."

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

What salt shakers find amusing

'Every time I try to throw myself at her, it starts a fight.'

'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

'... And you're positive that you didn't order, fly soup?'

'I know you're sensitive, Wally, but I only asked you to help wash the dishes!'

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

Yeah, I get it, it's hot - but you don

'Looks like the coffee machine is out of order again.'

"According to its DNA, your meatloaf is from an unknown species."

"the Captain thinks it would be nice to have them boiled in their jackets tonight."

Making a mess of fish.

The Chef's Missing Tooth

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.