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"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Baker Romance

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Chef copy robot

Cook and her Maids

"It'll never be ready in time."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

'Too much salt!'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

"Life is pointless."

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

Whipping Cream

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

Flatware Follies.

Russian eggs.

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"

'Sorry...I forgot to mention i'm Dishlexic.'

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'