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"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

Chef using an electric train to roll pastry.

'Two plates of regurgitated worms?'

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

"Parrot Fish? Well THAT is going to repeat on me later..."

'I'll try the turkey, with chestnut and penicillin stuffing.'

Hospital Food

"Gourmet burgers on rustic platters - coming right up!"

"There's a fly in my soup."

'What do you fancy? A Zargoid Fliptonian, or a Martian?'

Cuckoo blender

Ants take cheese and grater

'Get off me you Crepe.'

'Low fat, high fiber. We'll come back tonight for the rest of them.'

"Egg Beater"

'Possum Helper' added to food.

"Say - MacDonald there has a good idea."

Earl thought 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day,' was very dumb. 'How about hot dog ice cream?! Or a hot dog already chewed, saving me time by not chewing it?!'

"They ran out of carrots."