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Intolerant Chef

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Wok. Don't Wok.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'I was in the catering corps.'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Chef copy robot

Cook and her Maids

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

Amy Sedaris

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"Carpe pizza"

Onion operation.

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Avocado Timeline

'He's all eyes!'

The secret lives of household things.

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'YAY! PATE!'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'