Quirky Kitchen Humor Pillows

Intolerant Chef

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Wok. Don't Wok.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'I was in the catering corps.'

Chef copy robot

Cook and her Maids

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Amy Sedaris

Onion operation.

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"Carpe pizza"

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Avocado Timeline

'He's all eyes!'

The secret lives of household things.

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

Decaying corpse

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'YAY! PATE!'

"How do you prepare the chicken?"