Kitchen Humor Lovers Pillows

Tank vs. Can opener.

Knives Removed From Supermarkets After NZ Terror Attack

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Wok. Don't Wok.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Cook and her Maids

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

Amy Sedaris

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

Avocado Timeline

The secret lives of household things.

'He's all eyes!'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"It'll never be ready in time."

Decaying corpse

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"Sucker!" / "Stirrer!"

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."