Kitchen Escapades T-Shirts

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Man's cooking explodes.

All-Day Breakfast

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Chef copy robot

I made you a cake!

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

The Inexperienced Cook

Cookie Surveillance

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'