Kitchen Antics Fan Gifts

The Chef's Missing Tooth

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"What's your occupation?"

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Chef copy robot

Cook and her Maids

"What's all this?"

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"It'll never be ready in time."

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

"Your mom's a very special person."

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Too much salt!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."

"Life is pointless."

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

Whipping Cream

Flatware Follies.

Russian eggs.