Kitchen Antics Fan Pillows

The Chef's Missing Tooth

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Chef copy robot

"What's your occupation?"

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Cook and her Maids

"What's all this?"

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"It'll never be ready in time."

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"Your mom's a very special person."

'Too much salt!'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

"Life is pointless."

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

Whipping Cream

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

Flatware Follies.

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"