Kitchen Play Gifts

Child doing the washing up

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Bangers and Mash

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Peel poker.

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Take me to you lieder.'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Chef copy robot

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Jack in the box on strike.

Summer reading for the family.

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Cookie Surveillance

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

Buck Naked

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate