Child Play Gifts

Jack in the box on strike.

Summer reading for the family.

"I have my mother's vindictive nature and my father's garnished wages."

'Want to help water the lawn?'

Football Fans

Face painting.

Haircuts

Little league world series of poker.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'How's the water skiing?'

"First snowman?"

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Playground reputation.

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.