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Jack in the box on strike.

Summer reading for the family.

"I have my mother's vindictive nature and my father's garnished wages."

'Want to help water the lawn?'

Football Fans

Face painting.

Haircuts

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Little league world series of poker.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"First snowman?"

'How's the water skiing?'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Playground reputation.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'