Child's Play T-Shirts

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Are we inviting invisible friends?

Going to the Park

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

'I'm dreading the time when Mum and Dad ask us about our sex education.'

'Does your Mother know you've escaped from the playpen again?'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Children's Parties

Haircuts

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Little league world series of poker.

"That'll be five bucks."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"First snowman?"

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

The Perfect Cannonball

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

Snowman

Jack in the box on strike.

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Summer reading for the family.