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"Your apple was definitive!"

"Could you tell which flower was me, daddy?"

"Just be yourself."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Jack in the box on strike.

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Summer reading for the family.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

Stone henge swing.

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

'My imaginary playmate is on the honor roll.'

Switchback Playground.

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

Houdini's infancy.

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."