Child's School Play Gifts

"Your apple was definitive!"

"Could you tell which flower was me, daddy?"

"Just be yourself."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Jack in the box on strike.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Summer reading for the family.

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

Stone henge swing.

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

'My imaginary playmate is on the honor roll.'

Switchback Playground.

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

Houdini's infancy.