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'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Just be yourself."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Scarpia from Tosca

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'Oh, Christ.'

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Bow

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

Performance In The Bedroom

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

Kissing Prompt

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

"I've been on the stage now for 35 years..."

School Pantomime Rehearsals.

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'