Kids Play T-Shirts

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Cariactures

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Little league world series of poker.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Little doctor.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'Who gets the decaf?'

"First snowman?"

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"