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'Tickle locked on target!'

Muscular Dad

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Future garbage truck driver.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Little doctor.

Lego Haircut

"First snowman?"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Circus Act

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Jack in the box on strike.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Summer reading for the family.

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

Children's Imagination

Dollphins

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'I can change! I swear!'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'