Playing With Kids Pillows

'Tickle locked on target!'

Muscular Dad

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Future garbage truck driver.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Little doctor.

Lego Haircut

"First snowman?"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Circus Act

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Jack in the box on strike.

Summer reading for the family.

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

Dollphins

Children's Imagination

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'I can change! I swear!'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'We think he has a future in politics.'